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It has been determined by
the Federal Nuclear Regulatory Commission that Theresa and Jenny's Holiday Party
is fully Y2K Compliant, and in accord with all federal regulations for Millennium-Preparedness.
This finding is said to
be primarily due to the fact that the party will be completed several weeks
before the mass obsession with numbers takes place (most likely in the
early morning on December 11th). Nonetheless, Theresa and Jenny will continue
to take all necessary precautions to prevent any apocalyptic occurrences at
said gathering.
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